Mr. Massagy: Mayo Edition Review

"Deep Massages"


September 26, 2020 at 6:39pm
By Jason Stettner

This is one of the more strange game collections I’ve ever played. It’s partly a dating simulator, and at the same time a clicker game. In Mr Massagy you’re attempting to work through a speed dating situation that only becomes more bizarre the further you dive into it.

You’ll need to make the right choices, adjust your presentation and try to win the hearts of various individuals or even the strangest of objects that have come to life. The other part of this is My Name is Mayo. It’s one of those clicker games where you see dramatic stories of this mayonnaise jar.

It’s weird, and strangely quite in-depth. What an odd situation. There you move up tiers, unlock new content and continue to be blown away at each step. This is all a single player experience, and there’s a fair bit of content here which is surprising.


This features some vibrant visuals and just the most strangest of situations. If you’re doing the dating right you might be in for a treat with the massage options. The controllers really quite rumble, and deliver an in-depth massaging time if that’s what you’re into. There are variations too, and many branches in regards to where things could head based on your actions.

It’s a neat series of challenges as you work up the dating game, for just crazy experiences. You have eleven eligible bachelorettes, that come in so many forms. Past that, the other one you click and then dive into different situations that dynamically adjust the mayonnaise jar. It’s quite a time for sure.
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The Conclusion

Mr. Massagy: Mayo Edition brings two straight up bizarre games, one of dating and the other a journey of one mayonnaise jar. It’s quite a time, filled with surprises and some hilarious moments. It provides some good rumble for deeper massages too. If that’s your sort of thing, just don’t be too weird about it.

Both games provide some decent game time, as you dive into the strange parts of gaming. It was enjoyable enough, and something different to play. I’m sure you’ll be more that shocked and definitely surprised. Weird displays, strange music that sets the mood and an abundance of options whether you’re dating or clicking.

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Mr. Massagy: Mayo Edition Review on Xbox One X
Review Code Provided by Green Lava Studios

Rating Overall: 7.0

Gamerheadquarters Reviewer Jason Stettner